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Weird shirts for folks with torsos.

Super high quality, eco-friendly "you'll love this shirt" t-shirts in all the land.

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Real

Actual real shirt for humans, made one at a time.

No order minimum

No order minimum

One shirt or one hundred, we will support your decision.

Very impressive

Very impressive

Your hand will hurt from all the high-fives.

Our story

We have been best friends since we were twelve years old. Our youth was a kind of comedy boot camp. There were no bad jokes. At worst, they were unfinished.

It was the kind of place where you'd say, "I have an idea for a joke where a guy is a beekeeper, but he's also a bee." And your friend says, "Fantastic. Let's hear it." You tell the joke and it's good. He tells it again and it's better. You tell it again, and this time, it's perfect.

You will think of this joke every five months for the rest of your lives.

We thought, what could we do with this weird joke obsession? And here we are - a comedy machine that cranks out t-shirts. A place where every joke is immediately made manifest, workshopped, re-written, and re-cast until it absolutely slaps.

Welcome to our shared brain. We hope you have as much fun here as we do.

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